Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is lemon juice made with
artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests
all your money, called a broker?
Why is the third hand on
the watch called a second hand?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there a special name for
the tops of your feet?
Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food? There is fish flavored!
Can a stupid person
be a smart-ass?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why
is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is a boxing ring square?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still
move your lips?
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why is it that doctors call
what they do "practice"?
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Why is it that to stop Windows 95, you
have to click on "Start"? 
