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Real Newspaper Headlines


Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link

-Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995


Survey Finds Dirtier Subways After Cleaning Jobs Were Cut

-The New York Times, November 22


Alcohol ads promote drinking.

-The Hartford Courant, November 18


Official: Only rain will cure drought.

-The Herald-News, Westpost, Massachusetts

Teen-age girls often have babies fathered by men.

-The Sunday Oregonian, September 24

Man shoots neighbor with machete.

-The Miami Herald, July 3

Dirty-Air Cities Far Deadlier Than Clean Ones, Study Shows.

-The New York Times, March 10

Scientists see quakes in L.A. future.

-The Oregonian, January 28


Free Advice: Bundle up when out in the cold.

-Lexington Herald-Leader, January 26

Bible church's focus is the Bible.

-Saint Augustine Record, Florida, December 3, 1994

Discoveries: Older blacks have edge in longevity.

-The Chicago Tribune, March 5


Lack of brains hinders research.

-The Columbus Dispatch, April 16

Fish lurk in streams.

-Rochester, New York, Democrat & Chronicle, January 29