You might be a Redneck Jedi if...
* You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
* Your Jedi robe
* You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
* At least one wing of your X-Wings
is primer colored.
* You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
* You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in
* The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
* Wookiees are offended by your B.O.
You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you
didn't have to wait for a commercial.
* You have ever
used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.
* Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to
dark side...it'll be a hoot."
* You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock
get the barbecue grill to light up.
* You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
* You ever
fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
* You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have
in through the window.
* Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt
had a pretty
good handle on how to treat his women.
* You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
* You suggested
that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.
* You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina
* If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle..."