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ACTUAL SIGNS

  Sign over a gynecologist's office:

     "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

 

     At a military hospital-door to colonoscopy:

     "To expedite your visit, please back in."

 

     On a Plumber's truck:

     "We repair what your husband fixed."

 

     On the trucks of a local plumbing company:

     "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

 

     Pizza shop slogan:

     7 days without pizza makes one weak."

 

     Another Pizza shop slogan:

     "Buy our pizza. We knead the dough."

 

     At a tire shop in Milwaukee:

     "Invite us to your next blowout."

 

     Door of a plastic surgeon's office:

     "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

       At a dry cleaners:

     "How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close

      the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?"

 

     At a towing company:

     "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

 

     On an electrician's truck:

    "Let us remove your shorts."

 

     In a non-smoking area:

     "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

 

     On a maternity room door:

     "Push. Push. Push."

 

     At an optometrist's office:

     "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

 

     On a taxidermist's window:

     "We really know our stuff."

       In a podiatrist's office:

     "Time wounds all heels."

 

       On a fence:

       "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

 

     At a car dealership:

     "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

 

     Outside a muffler shop:

     "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

 

     In a veterinarian's waiting room:

     "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

 

     At the electric company:

     "We would be de-lighted if you pay your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."

 

     In a restaurant window:

     "Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up."

 

     In the front yard of a funeral home:

     "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

 

     At a propane filling station:

     "Tank heaven for little grills."

 

     And don't forget the sign at a Chicago radiator shop:

     "Best place in town to take a leak."