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(ANSWERS AT THE BOTTOM)

 

  1. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes lick my nuts. What am I?

 

  1. I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. What am I?

 

  1. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?

 

  1. Over 1,000 people went down on me. I wasn't maiden for long. A big hard thing ripped me open. What am I?

 

  1. You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?

 

  1. When I go in I cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

 

  1. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

 

  1. All day long, it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both  men and women go down on me. What am I?

 

  1. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me. What am I?

 

  1. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?

 

  1. I offer protection. I get fingered ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?

 

  1. I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.  What am I?

 

  1. My business is briefs. I am a cunning linguist. I plead and plead for it. What am I?

 

 

 

1        Peanut Butter

2        A Nose

3        A Crane

4        The Titanic

5        A Tent

6        A Dentist

7        A Wedding Ring

8        A lift

9        Chewing Gum

10    A Newspaper Boy

11    A Glove

12    An Arrow

13    A lawyer.