13 DIRTY YET CLEAN RIDDLES
(ANSWERS AT THE BOTTOM)
- I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes lick my nuts. What am I?
- I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. What
- I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?
- Over 1,000 people went down on me. I wasn't maiden for long. A big hard thing ripped me open. What am I?
- You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?
- When I go in I cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?
- A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?
- All day long, it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men
and women go down on me. What am I?
- I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me. What am I?
- If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What
- I offer protection. I get fingered ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What
- I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What am I?
- My business is briefs. I am a cunning linguist. I plead and plead for it. What am I?
A Wedding Ring
10 A Newspaper Boy
11 A Glove
12 An Arrow
13 A lawyer.